he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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