Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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