i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
that is very illegal...i love you.
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