I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
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No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
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Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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