I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
How external is "for external use only"?
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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