okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
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The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
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Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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