gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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