Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
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He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
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Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later