I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
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I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
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Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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