doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
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under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
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Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
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