You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
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We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
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I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?