you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
either way he was missing a nipple.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
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Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
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I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.