I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?