I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
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can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
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I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.