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• (512): View more from Texas

  I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra

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• (713): View more from Texas

  I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.

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• (845): View more from New York

  no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.

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• (228): View more from Mississippi

  I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Do you have feelings for this penis?

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