I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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