I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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