I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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