i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
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I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
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chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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