so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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