i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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