Me too!
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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