She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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