you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
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Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
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I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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