Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(651): View more from Minnesota

It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.

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(989): View more from Michigan

We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.

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(703): View more from Virginia

I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons

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(845): View more from New York

I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I wish his dick was as long as his hair.

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(951): View more from California

His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome

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(813): View more from Florida

Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.

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