Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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