he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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