: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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