I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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