I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
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It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
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Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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