Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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