Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
Randomize
