I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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