Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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