You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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