So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I've blown a few things in my day
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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