it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Randomize
