she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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