Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
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You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Let's paint friendship bongs
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
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Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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