You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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