all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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