Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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