Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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