we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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