So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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