if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
