If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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