Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
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he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
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You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I have feelings that need drinking.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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