doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
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