Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
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Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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