going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
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