I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
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YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
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It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Randomize