NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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