then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
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Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
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Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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