So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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