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OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I have fence marks all over my body
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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