And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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