He is such a slut. More and more my type.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
Randomize
