I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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