if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
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I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
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Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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