what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I wish you could order shots online.
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why do cheetos always look like penises
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
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no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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