this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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